Vintage Gibson 'Tone Dust' (1968 - Mahogany)

Would you like to play better? Add more vintage sizzle to your tone? Try this genuine vintage Gibson tone dust!

Recently I installed a K & K system in a 1968 Gibson J-45. When I was done reaming out the end pin to accomodate the jack, I realized I had a nice collection of time-aged mahogany tone dust on my work bench - so I collected it all up and put it in a stylish glass vial (that also can operate as a slide) and thought I would offer it to the buying public of vintage guitar enthusiasts. 

Includes: .25 oz tone dust, glass vial slide

I thought that someone might want to sprinkle this into their acoustic guitar to add some vintage tonal sparkle with this magical tone glitter. OR keep it in your pocket so that the ghost of Gordon Lightfoot will acompany you everywhere. OR put it under your pillow so Neil Young will come in the night and leave you a $2 bill (signed, of course). 

Well, you already know!

Go ahead and buy it, it is your tone dust, why am I telling you what to do with it?!? 

(For legal reasons, this listing is a joke...unless of course you actually do want to pay me $450 for a small vial of old sawdust, in which case, the part about this being a joke was a joke...BUT if you ARE from a legal entity or Reverb or the CIA, that last part about the joke being a joke was a joke, as is this listing...for legal reasons.)